BLACK CAT DREAM
Last night I dreamt a black cat told me that a man just ate a baby
I rang the cannibal department as a passer by confirmed it
Everyone was interrupting me it was a bad line
All at once it gave me a bad time.
If I had a wish I’d wish I had a million wishes
Its malicious and its greedy but its true.
If I had the money I would buy The Royal Mint
And only spend a plug Nichol on you!
( Spoken)
Never could work out the logic of dreams
As I was sleeping I was conscious of my numbness hypochondria
Like when your counting all those stressed times in your head when someone’s conned ya!
I had to tell myself it wasn’t true its paranoia
(Spoken) Oh well I’m a poet not a lawyer!
If I had a wish I’d wish I had a million wishes
Its malicious and its greedy but its true.
If I had the money I would buy The Royal Mint
And only spend a plug Nichol on you!
(Spoken) Always did like the idea of The Philippines
Role me x 15 into frenzy.
show me x 15 to the Norse Gods.
I think the fact that they are still developing Star Wars is naughty!
Oh first the fist and then the stone and then the bow and arrow story.
You only need to count to ten to tell what’s brewing.
(Spoken) This is the very fact on which they’re chewing!
TIM SANSOM SPRING 1992